These wearable blankets will keep you warm and looking fierce
It’s wintertime, mamas. Time to hole up, cozy up, and binge-watch with abandon.
But let’s face it, getting comfortable is hard. You need a sweater, a blanket, socks, and pants. Those are way too many things.
Fear not. Wearable blankets are here to make comfort more convenient for the whole family. No blanket hogging, no adjusting, and no frozen toes. Plus, these are hilarious.
The worst part about being a mermaid: it’s COLD. Well, not anymore! This crocheted mermaid fin is the answer to all your undersea Disney princess prayers. It comes in purple, green, and rose red too.
Just like pizza, this blanket is perfect anytime, anywhere. Breathable in the summer yet warm in the winter, the zip-up pizza blanket is great for sleepovers, car trips, and for making everybody around you hangry. Plus, if you buy multiple pizza blankets for your family, you can lie down into a pie formation and wave at low-flying airplanes. It’s never been done!
This soft minky wearable blanket is super snug inside. Kids ages 3–12 can cuddle up in the shark mouth, or open it up and walk around. Yes, the bottom fins open so nobody gets trapped. It’s the safest way to get devoured by a great white shark. Genius!
Until your kid grows out of the poop obsession phase (it’ll happen before they turn 20, right?), this one is a guaranteed hit. The soft plush polyester blanket/sleeping bag is great for camping and sleepovers, and anyone up to 5’10” can use this bad boy. Indulge your kid’s toilet humor for years to come.
“Wow…have you been working out?!” is what you’ll hear when you wear this Wonder Woman polyester-blend sleeved blanket! Fool all your friends! It’s the perfect outfit for when you kind of want to cosplay, but really, you don’t want to leave the couch.
This acrylic unicorn blanket is soft, sweet, and adorable. You’ll have trouble staying mad at your little one with that crocheted horn waving around. Get a whole unicorn party going with a choice of blue, gray, or pink/purple fringes.
Pet fish don’t last very long, but this blanket/sleeping bag will last throughout childhood and beyond! This blanket is hands-free, so kids can text, eat, and play Fortnite without ever having to adjust a blanket (God forbid they actually get up and take a shower or something).
Yes, you read right. You too can join the wizarding world of Harry Potter without even having to put on pants. This one-sized-fits-all wearable blanket will get you brewing potions and casting spells — mostly on the other members of your family who need to make the f***ing popcorn for once.
This may be the cutest thing your kids ever put on, but they should definitely be 4+ and coordinated if they plan on doing any walking around. It’ll be worth it for the cute no-hand fins alone.
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