Yoga pants are God’s gift to women. They shape your butt really nicely, they flatten your stomach, and they make you feel like an all-around athletic goddess (even if you’re just wearing them to pick up milk from the corner deli). Sadly, they can also have the tendency to, umm, cling rather stubbornly to your nether region. Seth Rogen’s mom, Sandy Rogen, addressed this phenomenon head on when she publicly debated whether or not to tell someone in her yoga class that her vagina was showing.
Rogen took to Twitter to get feedback on her moral quandary. “In yoga when you can see the very private parts of the woman in front of you through her pants, should you tell her?” she asked. “Maybe the person behind me can see the outline of my private parts. Dilemma.”
In yoga when you can see the very private parts of the woman in front of you through her pants , should you tell her?
Maybe the person behind me can see the outline of my private parts. Dilemma.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 7, 2018
Well, ask and you shall receive. Hundreds of comments rolled in about YogaVaginaGate. Some people said that she should be honest. Some people said that she should be happy it wasn’t male genitalia hanging in front of her (fair). And some people were just very happy that Rogen decided to share her dilemma with the Twitterverse.
Excuse my language, but one time in hot yoga, a man in front of me lifted his leg and his balls hung out of his “yoga shorts”. 🙈 I almost passed out I couldn’t stop laughing.
I say tell her.
— Andrea (@samohta3) May 8, 2018
Maybe something along the lines of “your waxer has done a brilliant job can I get their number”??
— Beckie Wesley (@ariescat1987) May 8, 2018
You gotta politely tell. Women have to stick together 💖
— 🍃AmberR☀se Griffis🌻🌷🌱 (@WensdaiAddamns) May 7, 2018
Not a clue but it’s made my day very funny😂🤣
— Paul durno (@pauldipsdurno) May 8, 2018
Meanwhile, Seth Rogen was having NONE of this.
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 8, 2018
But his mom didn’t care. She really wanted to get to the bottom of the situation.
Well it was real and i wonder if she really would have wanted her ” hoo hoo” so obvious.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) May 8, 2018
Side note: this is not the first time that things have gotten awkward between the Rogens on Twitter. Usually it’s because Sandy is chatting about her sex life and Seth would rather she didn’t.
Falling asleep after sex is like shavasana after yoga.!
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 5, 2017
Jesus fucking Christ mom. https://t.co/KJSIlWZMhL
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 5, 2017
Or, when Seth isn’t being responsive enough. #RelatableContent.
When you don’t answer your mom’s phone calls for a day: https://t.co/qmN9wPD1hZ
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 10, 2017
Or, when Sandy was just trying to figure out how the whole social media thing worked.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 13, 2014
I guess the moral of this story is that everyone should probably follow Sandy Rogen on Twitter immediately. Also, if you do yoga, at some point or another you will see the outline of someone’s vagina and they will see the outline of yours. As long as it’s not looming male genitalia, we’re all good.