You are the queen of White Elephant, and your coworkers must bow down.
Ah, White Elephant: the workplace gift game that makes everyone roll their eyes except for the one person who suggested it. In White Elephant, coworkers bring cheap, useless gifts, wrap them up, and fight it out for the best ones. Here are 20 ways to make it super fun and school your coworkers in the process.
Who loves pickles? Everyone in your office. They’ll definitely want to hide these lime green pickle socks under their biz casual pants.
This shirt is #accurate for everyone with coworkers. Office misanthropes will definitely want to trade up for this T-shirt.
Here’s a good bottom-of-the barrel gift…bottom of the toilet? It’s fake poop. You fish for it. Some parent in your office is going to make their kids squeal with glee with this thing.
Who doesn’t love a wine glass with a cheesy White Elephant twist? For the introverts and for the coworkers with Millennial sass, there’s the Peopley Wine Glass. Bottoms up, Jane in accounting!
Okay. There’s a lot to unpack here. Just roll with it.
Corny jokes rule the day at White Elephant. This mug will incite so many facepalms your colleagues will have headaches.
How many Matts do you work with? 10? 20? One of them is bound to choose the “Hi I’m Mat” doormat and the hyuks will ensue.
Everyone wants to act like they’re the busiest one at the office. With the #BusyAF Notebook, the case will finally be closed.
If you haven’t seen a goat in a tree, you haven’t lived. But you can make up for it with this calendar, which has TWELVE examples of goats in trees.
This magnificent object was actually invented by someone. This person saw a need in the market for something to hold tacos while diners’ hands are otherwise predisposed. But this person did not stop there. It’s also a prehistoric monster and a legendary word mashup. Your colleagues will fight to the death for the Tricerotaco Holder.
The Shh…Thinking Mug is one of the most frustrating things in the world to look at, which is why someone is going to love flashing this at their boss upon approach.
This keychain gives you automatic license to be a d**k to everyone. It’s a surefire hit!
The coworker who goes home with this air freshener is going to hate it at first, but when his kid pukes in the back, he’ll have no choice but to clip it to his car vent, and it will save his life.
The talking No and Yes buttons are an annoying office nightmare. Perfect for White Elephant! Plus, it’s two gifts for the price of one.
Wow I didn’t know you could make $4 from correct ans…oh, it’s a JOKE sign! Hilarious.
Hope you aren’t in a hurry to get water in your mouth, because it might be awhile. Your (drunk) coworkers will be dying to try out these eyeglasses straws. Thankfully, there are three in a pack!
This is a dog shirt. Get it?! So fetch!
This is the quintessential White Elephant gift. When you open the Useless Box, a gadget inside pops out and switches it right back off. It’s charming, stupid,
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