Who doesn’t love a good marijuana-themed cake for their kid?
We’ve all had moments of buyer’s remorse — maybe it’s another pair of black shoes we don’t need, a drunken Amazon purchase, or, in the case of this mom, a marijuana cake she definitely didn’t order.
A Georgia mother, Tammy Davis, asked the bakery to make a cake with her daughter, Kensli’s, favorite Disney character on top for her 25th birthday party over the weekend. Unfortunately, the cake didn’t show up as she’d imagined in her head (or the decorator heard over the phone), so instead of a Moana-themed cake, she got a marijuana cake instead.
Her daughter, Kensli Davis, posted the hilarity on Facebook, showing the cake which had a My Little Pony (that no one asked for) next to a cannabis leaf. Just in case no one knew what the leaf was, My Baked Pony™ was smoking a joint with bloodshot eyes for effect. She was also sporting a tattoo of said leaf on her bottom because that’s how My Baked Pony™ rolls.
“So my mama called and ordered me a cake telling them how much I loved Moana (Because really I do),” Davis wrote. “Well needless to say these people thought she said marijuana.” Obvi.
Davis said her mom wasn’t stressed and actually found the whole thing pretty funny, adding that her deep Southern accent may have been the culprit. “I think they thought that she said ‘marijuana’ because we are from south Georgia and kind of have an accent. So, ‘Moana,’ marijuana?” Davis told WMAZ. “I guess when they said that I love cartoons, they were just like, ‘Let’s throw a little pony on there.’ It had red eyes. It was smoking a joint with a tramp stamp of a pot leaf on its bottom,” she added.
Tramp stamp — DEAD. She does not care what you think about her life choices. “Who’s Moana?” the red eyes seem to say.
“I was very impressed by the artistic capabilities of them to be able to do the design that they did,” she continued, complimenting the hard-working Dairy Queen cake-making folks who labored over every last detail of her marijuana cake.
Even with the mishap, David said she has no hesitation buying a cake from the same place next year. “It won’t be ‘Moana’ or marijuana. I just won’t get a design at all. I’ll just get a regular ice cream cake if I have to,” she joked.
Everyone makes mistakes — it happens. The fact that they chose to pair marijuana with a My Little Pony is what makes this whole story even more epic. Hey, Twilight’s not sparkling on her own, that’s for damn sure.
If this story couldn’t get any better, Davis ended her Facebook post with some real, honest information for everyone: “That ice cream cake was still good though,” she wrote. Really, that’s all that matters.